疯狂学校系列03 - Mrs. Roopy Is Loopy.pdf简介：
Dan GutmanPictures byJim PaillotMyWeirdSchool#3To EmmaContents1That Army Guy12The Librarian73 George Washingtons Teeth144Dumbheads195 Mrs. Roopys Hero246Johnny Applesauce387One Small Step for Man438Nursery Rhyme Week509Mrs. Roopys Problem5910 The Evidence6311Just Admit It!7112The Proof79About the AuthorCreditsCoverCopyrightAbout the Publisher and the IllustratorMy name is A.J. and I hate school. If you ask me, they shouldnt teachkids how to read and write in school.They shouldnt teach math. They should teach kids how to do tricks on their bikes. Thats what I want to learn! But my teacher, Miss Daisy, thinks reading and11That Army Guy writing and math are really important forsome reason. Miss Daisy told us to write a story forhomework and draw a picture to go with it. We read the stories out loud the next day in class. Andrea Young, who thinks she knowseverything, made up a story about afamily of flow-ers who weresad because itwas cloudyoutside. Thenthe sun cameout and the2flowers got happy again. It was a really dumb story, if you askme. Flowers arent happy or sad. Theyjust sit there and do nothing. They dont even have families! But Miss Daisy kept telling Andrea how great the story was. My story was about these giant man-eating monsters fighting on trick bikes in4outer space until they were all dead. Idrew cool pictures to go with it. Emily, this girl with red hair, said my story was scary. But Emily thinks everything is scary.Miss Daisy said I had a good imagina-tion, but she asked me if next time I could try to write a story that didnt have so much violence in it. Whats violent about giant man-eatingmonsters fighting on trick bikes in outer space?Ž I asked. Everybody laughed even though I didnt say anything funny. Andrea said maybe I could have theman-eating monsters make up at the end of the story and tell each other they were sorry. Monsters dont apologize!Ž I said.Everybody knows that. Andrea doesntknow anything about monsters. We were arguing a 展开>>

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