疯狂学校系列07 - Mrs. Cooney Is Loony.pdf简介：
Dan GutmanPictures byJim PaillotMyWeirdSchool#7To EmmaContents1I Was a Genius!12Mrs. Cooney Is Loony!113My Big Decision214The Last Straw285Checking for Headlights376Ryan and Michael Go to the Nurse437The Truth About Mrs. Cooney518Spying on a Spy619Vowel Movements and the Third Degree6710I Thought She Was Gonna Die7511The Stakeout8212Good-bye to Mrs. Cooney97CreditsCoverCopyrightAbout the PublisherAbout the Author and the Illustrator11I Was a Genius!My name is A.J. and I hate school.The worst part about second grade ismath. I dont get it. If we have calculators,why do we need to learn math? Thats like walking to school when you could ride your bike. It makes no sense, if you ask me.Who can tell me what two times ten12equals?Ž asked my teacher, Miss Daisy.A few kids raised their hands. I didnt.Miss Daisy called on this crybaby girlEmily, who has red hair.Miss Daisy, I dont feel very well,ŽEmily said. Can I go to the nurses office?ŽRest your head on your desk for a fewminutes, Emily,Ž said Miss Daisy. If you dont feel better, you can go see Mrs. Cooney.ŽEmily put her head on her desk. Now who can tell me what two timesten equals?Ž Miss Daisy asked again. A.J.?ŽI had no idea what two times tenequalled. I didnt know what to say. Ididnt know what to do. I had to think fast.I knew that two plus two is four. And Iknew that two times two is also four. So I knew that addition and multiplication were pretty much the same thing. I also knew that two plus ten equalstwelve. So two timesten must equaltwelve too.Twelve?Ž I guessed. Sorry, A.J.,Ž said Miss Daisy. Oooh, I know!Ž said Andrea Young,this really annoying girl with curly brown hair. She was waving her hand back and forth like it was on fire. Call on me, Miss34Daisy. Please?ŽAndrea thinks she knows everything. Iwish I could punch her.But nah-nah-nah boo-boo on her,because Andrea didnt get the chance toanswer. At that very moment, the most amazing thing in the history of the world happened.Emily got up f 展开>>

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