疯狂学校系列06 - Mr. Hynde Is Out of His Mind.pdf

疯狂学校系列06 - Mr. Hynde Is Out of His Mind.pdf简介：
Dan GutmanPictures byJim PaillotMyWeirdSchool#6To EmmaContents1Boring, Snoring Mr. Loring12Goody Two-Shoes Andrea73The One-Man Funky Groove Machine194The Plot to Get Rid of Mr. Hynde335Mr. Hynde Gets Funky396Beauty and the Beast547K-i-s-s-i-n-g598The Play689TV, at Last7910And the Winner Is . . .8511One Last Song89CreditsCoverCopyrightAbout the PublisherAbout the Author and the Illustrator1Boring, Snoring Mr. LoringMy name is A.J. and I hate school.I hate reading.I hate writing. I hate arithmetic. But theres one horrible subject that Ireallyhate more than anything else.Music. Music is so dumb! Music is the most12boring subject in the history of the world.Why do we need music class in school, anyway? Its not like Im going to grow up to be a singer. When I grow up, Im going to be a professional dirt bike racer.In first grade last year, the musicteacher, Mr. Loring, made us sing all these totally corny songs from prehistoric times, like Row, Row, Row Your BoatŽ and Michael, Row the Boat Ashore.Ž Mr. Loring loves boats, I guess. Hes weird.Hes about a million hundred years old,and he has long gray hair. Mr. Loring told us that when he was a kid back in the last century, TV wasnt even invented yet. Can you imagine living in a world with-out TV? It must have been horrible! Iwould die if I didnt have TV.Mr. Lorings favorite song for us to singwas Who Stole the Cookie from the Cookie Jar?Ž You know the song:Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?A.J. stole the cookie from the cookie jar. Who me? Yes you. Couldnt be. Then who? Ryan stole the cookie from the cookie jar. I used to like that song, but Mr. Loringmade us sing it so many times that I3never wanted to eat another cookie forthe rest of my life.Mr. Lorings other favorite song wasFive Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed.Ž That song got really old too. If any monkeys ever jumped on mybed, Iwould sell the bed. Thats disgusting! I dont even like it when my sister jumps on my bed. Forget about monkeys.Every 展开>>

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