疯狂学校系列13 - Mrs. Patty Is Batty - Dan Gutman (secured).pdf简介：
MyWeirdSchool#13Pictures byJim PaillotDan GutmanTo EmmaContents1Mischief Night12The T.P.ing of Andreas House73Three Zombies144The Emperor Has No Clothes275I Rule the School! 386Giant Bananas and Two-headedAstronauts467The Halloween Monster! 598The Most Horrible, Dreadful,Disgusting, Repulsive Creature That Ever Walked the Earth669Mrs. Pattys Weird House7410Marvin the Headless Mummy87About the AuthoCreditsCoverCopyrightAbout the Publisherr and the Illustrator11Mischief NightMy name is A.J. and I hate school.Well, I have to tell the truth. There isonething about school that I really love.Dismissal! Thats when we get to gohome!Dont forget to wear your Halloweencostumes tomorrow, Mrs. Patty cackledover the loudspeaker just before thethree oclock bell rang. Halloween is my favorite holiday!Shes not kidding. Mrs. Patty celebratesHalloween all year long. There are always cobwebs and spiders covering her desk. She wears earrings that look like little skeletons. And she always has candy in her office. Lots of candy.I like Mrs. Patty. Shes the secretary atElla Mentry School. That means she sits in the front office all day and makes announcements over the loudspeaker. Friday is pizza day! she will say. Or Miss Lazar, please mop up the throw up in the vomitorium. Or Will the children2who left their jackets in the playgroundplease remove their clothes.Being a school secretary is like being aDJ. That is a cool job.I grabbed a piece of candy and ran outthe front door of Ella Mentry School with my friends Ryan and Michael. Free at last!What should we do for mischief nighttonight? asked Ryan, who once ate a piece of the seat cushion on the school bus.Lets T.P. somebodys house, saidMichael, who never ties his shoes.Yeah! I dont know if you know this or not, butthe night before Halloween is mischief3night. Thats the night you go out and domischief, so it has the perfect name. And T.P. stands for toilet paper. On mischief night you go out and throw toilet p 展开>>

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