疯狂学校系列My Weird School Daze #1 - Mrs. Dole Is Out of Control.pdf简介：
MyWeirdSchoolDaze#1Dan GutmanPictures byJim PaillotTo EmmaContents1The New PTA President12Ryans Mom Is Weird83The Good Old Days174Everybody Loves Bonbons255Getting Ready for the Big Day346The Greatest Day of My Life437Why Is There a Square on My Head?528Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah639Mrs. Dole Goes Overboard7010Throwing Up8211Passing Out and Making Out9212The Perfect Baby Name98About the AuthorAbout the CreditsCoverCopyrightPublishers1The New PTAPresidentMy name is A.J. and I hate school.But you know what? Soon I wont haveto go to school anymore for a long time.You know why? Because today is the first day of June!Yay! June is the best month of the yearbecause its when summer starts! Yippee!1No school until September!Me and the guys were putting ourbackpacks into our cubbies. It wasMichael who started singing the best song in the history of the world.No more pencils!sang Michael, whonever ties his shoes.No more books!sang Ryan, who willeat anything, even stuff that isnt food.No more teachers!sang Neil, who wecall Neil the nude kid even though he wears clothes.Dirty looks!I sang.Thats when Andrea came in. She is anannoying girl with curly brown hair who loves school. Andrea had on her mean face.2Hey Andrea!Ž I said. Whats with themean face? Are you mad because schoolis almost over?ŽNo, Arlo,Ž said Andrea, who calls meby my real name because she knows I dont like it. Thats not why Im mad. Did you hear about the PTA election last night?Ž*No.Ž My mother was running for presi-dent,Ž Andrea said, but she came in second. So she has to be vice president again.ŽBig deal,Ž I told Andrea. If the president3*PTA stands for Parents who Talk A lot.gets assassinated, then your mom willbecome president.ŽNobody assassinates PTA presidents,Arlo!Ž Andrea said, rolling her eyes.They do too!Ž I told her. Do not!Ž Do too!Ž We went back and forth like that for awhile. Sheesh, what a grouch! So what if her mom isnt PTA president? Andrea should take a chill pill. I 展开>>

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