疯狂学校系列09 - Miss Lazar Is Bizarre.pdf简介：
Pictures byJim PaillotDan GutmanMyWeirdSchool#9To EmmaContents1A Bathroom Emergency12Miss Lazar to the Rescue73The Greatest Idea in the History of the World164Up on the Roof245A Visit from Mr. Klutz326The Haunted Toilet Bowl387Miss Lazars Secret Identity458The Secret of the Secret Room539Sad, Depressed Mr. Klutz5910A New Hero6511Another Emergency7312Hooray for Miss Lazar!77About the AuthorCreditsCoverCopyrightAbout the Publisher and the Illustrator1A BathroomEmergencyMy name is A.J. and I hate school.Listen, Im about to tell you somethingI never told anyone else. I never even toldmy best friends, Michael and Ryan.But you cant tell anyone. Its a secret.Promise? Cross your heart and hope to die? Are you ready? Okay, heres the secret.112I cant tell you.Oh, all right, Ill tell you. Sometimes, when Im at school, I askmy teacher, Miss Daisy, if I can go to the bathroom even though I dont really have to go to the bathroom. Thats the secret.Okay, okay, so it isnt such a greatsecret.But sometimes I just get that antsy feel-ing, and I want to get out of class for a few minutes. So I ask to go to the boys room.I was feeling that antsy feeling one dayin class. Miss Daisy was talking about weather, and she was showing us pictures3of volcanoes and tornadoes. It was prettycool, but I just wanted to stretch my legs for a few minutes. So I raised my hand and asked Miss Daisy if I could go to the boys room. She said okay.Nobody else was in the boys room. Ididnt have much to do in there. Theres not a whole lot to do in a bathroom, except for go to the bathroom, which I didnt have to do. I looked in the mirror for a minute and made funny faces. I washed my hands. I shot paper towels at the garbage can. Then I figured Id better get back to class.I thought I should flush the toiletbecause then it would sound like I really4went to the bathroom. So I flushed it.You know how the water is supposedto swirl around and around the toiletbowl like a little tornado and then go do 展开>>

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