疯狂学校系列My Weird School Daze #4 - Coach Hyatt Is a Riot.pdf

疯狂学校系列My Weird School Daze #4 - Coach Hyatt Is a Riot.pdf简介：
My Weird School Daze #4Dan GutmanPictures byJim PaillotFor EmmaContents 1 The Thing I Love 1 2 Coach Hyatt Is Mean 9 3 Cheerleaders Who Throw Up 16 4 Weird Training Methods 24 5 Dancing in the End Zone 31 6 Rufus the Doofus 42 7 The Sharks 50 8 The First Half 58 9 Halftime 66 10 Our Secret Weapon 74 11 The Moose Goes Nuts 79 12 The Secret Play 88 13 UFM* 97About the AuthorCreditsCoverCopyrightAbout the Publisher and the Illustrator11The ThingI LoveMy name is A.J. and I love school.Going to school is just so much fun! I wish we could go to school at night. I wish we could go to school on the weekend. I wish we never had vacations.Just kidding! Ihate school! Do you know what I would rather do than go to school? I 2would rather eat a dead-bug sandwich. No, I would rather eat a live-bug sandwich. That would be even worse than a dead- bug sandwich, because the bugs would still be moving around in the sandwich while I was eating it. Ugh, disgusting! But even more disgusting than eating a live- bug sandwich is going to school.I dont hate everything, you know. Some stuff I love. Like video games. And skate- boarding. And trick biking.Ill tell you the one thing that I reallylove more than anything in the world. And its not Andrea Young, this annoying girl in my class with curly brown hair.I love Pee Wee Football.3In the fall I play football every Satur-day. Football is cool because you get to push and shove and yell and knock kids on their butts. And the best part is, you dont even get punished!At school, if you push and shove and yell and knock kids on their butts, you have to go to the principals office. But in football youre supposed to push and shove and yell and knock kids on their butts.Thats why I hate school and love Pee Wee Football. If you ask me, the world would be a better place if they closed all the schools and turned them into Pee Wee Football camps.The only problem is, my team stinks!4Were called the Moose,* and we lost every game last sea 展开>>

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