疯狂学校系列11 - Mrs. Kormel Is Not Normal.pdf

疯狂学校系列11 - Mrs. Kormel Is Not Normal.pdf简介：
MyWeirdSchool#11Pictures byJim PaillotDan GutmanTo EmmaContents1Never Kiss Your Mom in Public12Mrs. Kormels Secret Language73My Head Almost Exploded184Are We There Yet?275The Middle of Nowhere336The Nude Kids Dad417Fighting Evil Under the Bus468Striker Smiths Final Battle519We Are Survivors6010Mrs. Kormel Is Driving Us Crazy7211We Finally Meet the Nude Kid79About the AuthorCreditsCoverCopyrightAbout the Publisher and the Illustrator11NeverKissYourMominPublicMy name is A.J. and I hate school.Do you know which is the worst day ofthe week? If you ask me, its Monday.Because Monday is the start of five days of school in a row. Thats horrible!Tuesday and Wednesday arent sogreat either.Thursday is a pretty good day, becausethen we only have one day of school leftbefore the weekend.Friday is reallygood, because thatswhen the school week is over.But the best day of the week isSaturday. I play peewee football on Saturday, and we dont have school again for two whole days.Too bad it was Monday morning. I waswaiting in front of my house for the school bus with my mom.You be a good boy, A.J.,Ž my mom told me.I will.Ž23Dont get into any trouble, A.J.,Ž mymom told me.I wont.ŽRemember to raise your hand whenyou want to talk, A.J.,Ž my mom told me.I will.Ž Dont shoot straw wrappers at thegirls, A.J.,Ž my mom told me.I wont.Ž My mom told me about a million hun-dred other things I wasnt allowed to do until I saw the yellow school bus coming around the corner.Mom, I promise not to have any fun atall,Ž I said. Bye!ŽThe bus pulled up. Mrs. Kormel, thebus driver, pushed a button and made thelittleSTOPsign pop out the side of the busso the cars on the street will stop. We call it the magic STOPsign. That thing is cool.Give Mommy a kiss, A.J.Ž No way I was going to kiss my motherin front of all the kids staring out the bus window. Thats the first rule of being a kid. Dont everkiss your mother whenother kids are watching!Uh, I dont want to be late for school,Mom.Ž 展开>>

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